buttcramps:

people i do not trust

  • people who don’t like dogs
  • people who use 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner
  • people who mix their playdoh
  • republicans
  • people that watch the big bang theory
Anonymous asked
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

emojustinyoung:

*white person sees graffiti* what thug did this

*white person sees a banksy* *cums*